So this is The Shower Incident:
My dad decided that he could not stand getting on a plane without showering immediately beforehand. Since my shower is closer to the airport, he commandeered it, giving me only half a day’s notice. This was my response.
Alyssa (Bluekulele) did the photoshop.
It worked perfectly, by the way—it startled the pants off him! The creepiest thing, though, is that my dad didn’t take FrankenLoki off the wall before he showered; I came back and the paper was all wrinkly and moist. Eeew.