❤My girlfriend's cuter than yours
NO BUT PLEASE IMAGINE bucky joining the avengers and being a quiet superhero but one day as he’s incognito downtown a little girl tugs on his sleeve and he turns to see that she’s got a prosthetic hand and she looks at him and says very shyly ”i just wanted to say that you’re my hero” and bucky just fucking melts
raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a girl
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#i seriously do not understand i mean he’s the cutest sweetest guy to ever exist and i would have taken the damn #peanuts because why the hell does it matter if he’s short and scrawny he’s amazing and cares so much for other people #and it hurts to think that for so long he was looked down on and looked at like /that/ girl is #he’s offering you some fucking peanuts why do you look like he just offered you a handful of boogers #godammit i love steve rogers and i don’t care if he’s captain america or not he’s a wonderful human being that deserves love and happiness #and respect and people should aspire to be like him (via themouthymerc)
Aziraphale is like, the heavenly manifestation of socks and sandals
steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind